edgur:

life is like a box of chocolates

i don’t have a box of chocolates 


Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)

rachelweasley-:

It’s never really satisfying in the end, what can I say. [x]

#how to do sex

Sex me, Mark.

bakerstreetbabes:

cumberqueen:

10 000! I am completely speechless!

I’ve decided to arrange a giveaway. I am giving away t-shirts from my collection! Unfortunately I couldn’t fit them all into one single post so CHECK OUT THE REST OF THEM HERE. 

I’m not quite sure how many t-shirts I am going to give away yet - but it will at least be one, and maybe more (depending on how many reblogs this thing gets). I may even add new t-shirts. The winner(s) get to pick the t-shirt(s) they want! 

RULES

  • Only reblogs counts 
  • Please have an open ask box so I can contact you. 
  • No reblog limit (but think about your followers - no one likes spam) 

Add a comment if you wish! (It’s a pleasure reading them!) 

The giveaway will end July 1st. 

All the giveaways!

freedominwickedness:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

That is just TOO damn cute.

freedominwickedness:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

That is just TOO damn cute.

Anonymous:  Just so you know, I think you are wonderful.

You’re awesome and awesome and awesome, anon.

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

lucyndareads:

anthasnoquarrelwithaboot:

makokitten:

strangersatthemall:

IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER

#SOMEONE MAKE SURE CHEL SEES THIS
SEEING
STILL WORKING ON BELIEVING

THE GENDERBEND TO END ALL GENDERBEND.

OH MY GOODNESS

lucyndareads:

anthasnoquarrelwithaboot:

makokitten:

strangersatthemall:

IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER IAN ADLER

#SOMEONE MAKE SURE CHEL SEES THIS

SEEING

STILL WORKING ON BELIEVING

THE GENDERBEND TO END ALL GENDERBEND.

OH MY GOODNESS